While the entire GamJams Racing team was ready to roll out with spiked tires and shoulder pads, the legal department at GamJams World Headquarters and Low-Velocity Wind Tunnel Testing Facility has advised us that the icy conditions along our planned route tomorrow are less conducive to team training and more conducive to impact testing. To be more specific, they said "if you bring someone out there who's not on the team and has not signed our hold-pointless agreement and they break their butts open slipping on some black ice just because you idiots call 'sprint point' for an abandoned car battery or something, don't look for us to defend you against their frivilous lawsuit. In fact, look to us as the ones who will box up your carbon fiber frames and hand deliver them as an apology." (or some sort of legalese like that.)
Thus it is with sadness and regret that we announce a reschedulization of tomorrow's planned ride. So, if you were planning on meeting us in the morning, change your plans and meet us next time. We'll still be here. If you want, feel free to use this as the excuse next year every time you don't win. "If only it hadn't snowed and those namby-pamby lawyers from GamJams Racing hadn't'a forced them to cancel that ride, I would'a won. Dead certain."
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