Greg "Pretty Boy" Wittwer finally put on some pants. Of course, they aren't just any pants, they are THE pants in the GamJams Cat 3 Cup p/b Mountain Khakis. As the current points leader in the series, Wittwer proudly announced that "my pants came today in the mail! Oh they feel nice!" Unnamed sources close to Wittwer report that Wittwer, who will soon be enrolling in Sponsored Athlete Promotions Training, actually said "I really appreciate the triple stitching, slanted back cargo pockets with velcro closures, side utility pocket, and full length action gusset. These pants set the new outdoor standard for the stout canvas go-to companion. They really are built for the Mountain LIfe."
With Wittwer finally "wearing the pants," team director Mike May proudly explained that "our master plan is going exactly according to our master plan." He was most impressed with the team's recent performance at the Reston Town Center Grand Prix where Wittwer took second in an exciting sprint, followed closely by Kyle Murphy in 8th and Paul Rades of the GS Squad in 11th.The race played out as anticipated by the team with a series of attacks and counterattacks on the technical course resulting in a consistently high speed and high rate of attrition. Aric "Shiny Shoes" Line took charge of the tactics in the opening phase and did his best to protect Wittwer by setting a high tempo where he could. He said, "Greg was staged right behind me so I really just drilled it off the line in hopes of getting Greg and I quickly into a energy-conserving position near the front. I was surprised to find we had separated from the field. I didn't rotate at all, I was just hanging out trying to keep Greg in position."
As the race progressed, the team continued to work together to keep Wittwer ready for the endgame. Riders like David "the Dalmation" Kirkpatrick and Gus "Free Wheel" Grissom took turns ensuring the tempo was high. Kirkpatrick explained that he "was in a spot to notice the pace dropping and I told myself I'd hang on to the front at least until they started moving the [freaking] lap cards which seemed to happen about 5 laps after I wanted them to do it." His efforts were not wasted, but even built upon by Mike May who found himself in a two-man breakaway being called out by Joe Jefferson, "GamJams has put its sprinter on the front to make it happen!" Little did the Jefferson or the field know that May's effort was just one of many made by the team that day to ensure Wittwer would find a spot on the podium and in the lead of the Cat 3 Cup.
Of the last lap, Wittwer commented, "Larry [Byvik] and I had talked before the race and he told me the race is won between the last two corners. I was 4th wheel going into the bell lap. After the tight left turn at the bottom of the course I made my move and attacked right before the 3rd corner to the finish. My legs felt solid and knew if I could make it to the final corner in the lead I'd be guaranteed a top 5 finish. To my surprise I only saw one rider on my rear wheel. I put my head down and gave it everything I had." Everything he had turned out to be more than enough as he cruised across the line in second place on the day and first place overall in the season long competition.
It was a great day for Wittwer and the whole GamJams squad, which (unofficially) leads the team competition in the Cat 3 Cup. But, the real success finally arrived today when Wittwer put on his pants. As Grissom said, "those baggy, droopy pants he wears on race day only show off one thing: his faded, wannabe-a-gangsta Fruit of the Looms and they aren't as cool as he thinks they are."



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